Jack Bauer jokes

Jack Bauer from 24 is the new Millennium’s Chuck Norris

Jack Bauer

  • Jack Bauer does not have a Refresh button on his web browser – events occur in real time.
  • Jack Bauer never wet his bed. The bed wet itself out of fear.
  • Jack Bauer has the mind of a criminal, he keeps it in a jar on his desk!
  • Jack Bauer went to the Virgin Islands, then they were just the islands.
  • When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, “Previously, on 24…”
  • Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
  • Don’t beg Jack Bauer to shoot you. He will simply shoot your wife. No man tells Jack Bauer what to do.
  • Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.
  • Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
  • Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
  • Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
  • Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
  • During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.
  • When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
  • Jack Bauer can get McDonald’s breakfast after 10:30.
  • The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music.

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~ by tallhorsewines on July 20, 2009.

One Response to “Jack Bauer jokes”

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