The world’s worst pick-up lines

worst pick up lines

Have you ever wondered what are the world’s worst pick-up lines?

Here is a few:

“Excuse me could you give me directions?” “To where?” “To your heart.”

“Did it hurt?” “What?” “Falling from heaven.”

“Is your name Candy?” “Why?” “Because you are looking so sweet.”

Say, did we go to different schools together?

What do you like for breakfast?

Would you like Gin and Platonic or do you prefer Scotch and Sofa?

Bond. James Bond.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

You must be tired… you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Can you add  more?



~ by tallhorsewines on September 21, 2009.

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