I stumbled upon these lame but semi-funny horse one-liners.
What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground
What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof
Did you hear about Mike Tyson’s horse? It got angry and bit at the champ
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said “Neigh”
What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill
How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune
What do you call a horse that’s been all around the world? A globe-trotter