Funny one-liners

I stumbled upon these lame but semi-funny horse one-liners.

 

What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground

What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof

Did you hear about Mike Tyson’s horse? It got angry and bit at the champ

Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said “Neigh”

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill

How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune

What do you call a horse that’s been all around the world? A globe-trotter

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~ by tallhorsewines on September 7, 2010.

2 Responses to “Funny one-liners”

  1. How does a horse answer a questionaire?
    Yay or neigh

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