Funny quotes for your Monday

Practice makes a man perfect… – But nobody’s perfect…… So why practice?

Success is a relative term. – It brings so many relatives.

Children in backseats cause accidents – Accidents in backseats cause children

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic – It needs darkness to develop

 “Your future depends on your dreams” – So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day – Than waking up every morning

“Hard work never killed anybody” – But why take the risk !

“Work fascinates me” – I can look at it for hours!

When two’s company, – three’s the result!

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know – So… Why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station…. What more can I say……..

Source: berceloteh.com

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~ by tallhorsewines on April 4, 2011.

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