Simple jokes/riddles for the weekend

Hurray!  It’s Friday. Here are a few jokes/riddles to take you to the weekend

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.

What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an “A” bra.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A stick.

Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

Why are movie stars so cool?
Because they have many fans!

Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts.

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~ by tallhorsewines on May 20, 2011.

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