Quotes to ease the Monday Blues

Quotes to ease the Monday Blues

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. -Zsa Zsa Gabor

Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.- Winston Churchill

Source: wearesc.com

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~ by tallhorsewines on July 4, 2011.

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