Mid week jokes- The incredible Schalk
· When Schalk Burger works out, the machine gets stronger.
· Schalk Burger can kill two stones with one bird.
· Superman owns a pair of Schalk Burger pyjamas.
· Once a cobra bit Schalk Burger’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
· When Schalk Burger goes swimming he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Schalk Burgered.
· When the Tokoloshe goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Schalk Burger.
· Schalk Burger invented every colour. Except pink. Quade Cooper invented pink.
· Schalk Burger gave Mona Lisa that smile.
· Schalk Burger’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; No-one fools Schalk Burger.
· Schalk Burger’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
· Schalk Burger has the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1993 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
· Schalk Burger sleeps with a night light. Not because Schalk Burger is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Schalk Burger .