Mid week jokes- The incredible Schalk

Here’s a few Schalk Burger jokes.

·  When Schalk Burger works out, the machine gets stronger.

·  Schalk Burger can kill two stones with one bird.

·  Superman owns a pair of Schalk Burger pyjamas.

·  Once a cobra bit Schalk Burger’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

·  When Schalk Burger goes swimming he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Schalk Burgered.

·  When the Tokoloshe goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Schalk Burger.

·  Schalk Burger invented every colour. Except pink. Quade Cooper invented pink.

·  Schalk Burger gave Mona Lisa that smile.

·  Schalk Burger’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; No-one fools Schalk Burger.

·  Schalk Burger’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

·  Schalk Burger has the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1993 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

·  Schalk Burger sleeps with a night light. Not because Schalk Burger is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Schalk Burger .

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~ by tallhorsewines on September 21, 2011.

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